Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Variation Law: If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Inverse Hair Dryer Law: You’re sure you hear the phone ringing in the background until you turn the hair dryer off.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
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